Ralphy London - Bored AF lyrics

[Verse 1: Ralphy London] I will splatter y'all Then scatter y'all Then gather some cadaver dogs Then search for your remains like a Neanderthal I am as raw, dog In my youth, I never cruised in no 2-door But I was cooped up in my room playing broom swords The new dork in town My kinfolk said you only ten so it's cool to fork around like utensils (Nah mean like as long as you ain't on no spoonin' sh** though) Pa** me the knife I'm co*ked doe I be sippin' four lokos With cuatro crazy Mexican vatos I'm 'bout to, take a dos beef on you n***as I be cooking them green eggs, Dr. Seuss couldn't grill this I'm in the, zone (what zone?) The "z" one (I don't get it) You know, "zone" like "z one" n***a (ohhhh) sh** got a little awkward here Cause when she let me touch her box I palmed her square [Hook] I'm bored as f** wit' nuttin' to do (x4) I'm in the crib doe Wit' nuttin' to do I need something to do Why is a blunt in my shoe? I'm bored as f** wit' nuttin' to do (x2) [Verse 2: Acumental] You'll find me in a tent inattentive Camping in the backyard with a fifth of Hendrick's Not Jimmy but the gin we sip to get inventive And when I said that we the illest yet I really meant it Yo my cohort been so bored we sat in silence for like four whole hours Then four more (what?) I'm feeling disconnected Switch directions We discontent so get the message Finna kick it like I'm on the air with Billy Preston And Willie Nelson Who else did I forget to mention? This sh** be strictly for the birds Tippi Hedren Exempt from any intervention I'm a living legend sippin' Henny in detention like I'm still a freshman I, often confuse the off bu*ton with snooze Summon jumping Jehoshaphat I'm doubly huge Caught smuggling shrooms into public schools A couple of fools with nothing to lose Nuttin' to do neither [Hook] I'm bored as f** wit' nuttin' to do (x4) I'm in the crib doe Wit' nuttin' to do I need something to do Why is a blunt in my shoe? I'm bored as f** wit' nuttin' to do (x2) [Verse 3: Term K] Yo apparently a mind is a terrible thing to lose That's why I been preparing to sing the blues String you up like my acoustic guitar Troubadour I'll bring the bud plus a few good cigars Puff It's a piece of cake Finna sneak away My sneakers squeak but at least we didn't leave a trace And they be sleeping on the dynamic duo Dreams of bypa**ing these gigantic school loans Financial ruin Fiscally irresponsible Off course but of course I'm finna leap over obstacles Nothing short of awful hot Like a coffee pot Shut the door, I'm not a player, I jerk off a lot Keep sitting there taking the love for granted We splittin' hairs, they splittin' f**ing atoms Teeth of a bear, face of a bunny rabbit But it's rabid with rabies and crazy as honey badger [Outro] Bored as f** nothing to do Uh, I'm bored as f** nothing to do And the crew bored as f** nothing to do Why is there a blunt in his shoe?