RALI - Katt Speaks lyrics

[Katt Williams] It is not cool to get high and eat up all yo baby's cereal That sh** is not cool You wake up, yo baby already in the kitchen crying. Just (crying) "Thank God you woke up daddy! You remember you put the Cocoa Puffs on top of the fridgidator? Now they not even up there!" Now you so embarra**ed, you gotta play it off with the n***a. You (looks puzzled) "n***a they damn sho ain't up here. Them muthaf**in insurgents done come in our house and stole..." (crowd breaks out in laughter) Why the f** they give me a cup bigger than me? A n***a gon climb out the cup? I'm just saying, you gotta be careful. Life is short. Enjoy yo muthaf**in life. Do whatever you can for yo life to be the sh** I don't f** wit n***a that don't keep it pushing You gotta be f**ing wit n***as that's doing better, and better, and better, and better Stop f**ing wit n***as that's doing the same sh** I don't even go to n***as' birthday parties if they doing the same sh** they was doing last year n***a, no. Been there done that. See ya pimpin All I'm saying is, if you been selling weed since 1994 and you ain't bumped up to c**aine by 2006 n***a, maybe you need to become a Jehovah's Witness or a Real Estate Consultant We tryna get it pushing round here. Life is too muthaf**in short (breaks out in laughter) Look at all the drug dealers (Crowd roars)