[Intro: Mike Glambin, Cameraman, Raindrop] [Cameraman] That's a nice locker you got there, dude [Raindrop] Raindrop, opening my locker, take two [Hook: Mike Glambin] You think you're all that, but you're not I don't know what to say [Verse 1: Mike Glambin] You think you can rap, but you choke You're a fricking joke You're gay, you can't get a girl anyway I'm done [Verse 2: Raindrop] Yo, you're gay You s** f*gs, oh All night, that, your face all wells up And it fades away Yo [Verse 3: Mike Glambin] Dude, you can't even rhyme What a crime You're wearing a blue T I, you can't mess with me [Verse 4: Raindrop] Yo, yo You s** balls, along with hoes You're so gay that, you, you Don't know what to say You're gay [Verse 5: Mike Glambin] Your name is Matt You're really fat [Hook] [Verse 6: Raindrop] You have a bull on your shirt You look like a fert from a cartoon A coon, and it ruins like poons You live with racoons, animal boom You live in Kalamazoo You foo'