Radioinactive - Germs That May Cause The Following lyrics

Germs That May Cause The Following: [Radioinactive] You're the guy I read about [Busdriver] Here take this autographed headshot [Radioinactive] Thank you but I don't do d** [Busdriver] But I'm an actor I'm in a German-speaking country [Radioinactive] The devil made me grow a handlebar moustache [Busdriver] He gave me a salad full of seasoned crush gla** [Busdriver And Radioinactive] This product is know to prevent germs that may cause the following: ear infection Nausea Tuberculosis Acne Chaffing Diaper-rash Forgetfulness Unemployment Reckless driving Shaky hands Stinky feet In-gown toenails Coked-up 80's band's coat-tails A lady's man's boat sail… so the homie will post bail… so the natives will blow the conch shell… so the plaintiff will hide his cottontail… I've made up my mind about the office sales… the defendant who lied about the carca** smell… the rigor mortis had set in… the picture portraits of dead friends… are fishing for corpses in bed pans Who ever did my sister's abortion's a dead man [Busdriver] If I read an excerpt from the Tao of Pooh The crowd will boo Hiss And complain and pout and whine But there's no double-threat in doing a shuffle step in a too-too The litterbug n***a loves and buys a ticket stub You are confusing that Mercedes Benz emblem for a peace sign Philanthropist check clearing looks good at press hearings And I'm mistaking that peace sign for a crosshair Agents with earpieces tailing my Civic I really can't read your mind for this collect-call fair Necktie tree hanging Rectify pee-braining Me and my networking yuppie friends Xeroxing our resumes in 1… 2.. 3.. 4… [Radioinactive] This product known to prevent- According to the status of my migraine You've been surveying me in your spy plane I'm a secret agent with a speaker fragrance and I have a secret cage in my frequent conversations and frequent flyer miles and my little ankle wings And even when a liar smiles There's people eating spider bile with sequined aprons for the purpose of treating their hyper child