Rachel Bloom - Chanukah Honey lyrics

Chanukah honey You got your MBA from Penn Amen! That is such a good school Chanukah honey So come and light my candle tonight Chanukah honey At the JCC you play basketball So tall You must be five foot eight Chanukah honey So come and flip my latkes tonight I know why you're such a tease It's 'cause your last three girlfriends were Japanese I'm exotic, too. I've been to Palm Beach Oh, by the way, I think our parents have mutual friends (The Schachters, do you know them?) Chanukah honey You make puns just like my dad So rad You say "challah" like "holla!" Chanukah honey So come and spin my dreidel You may think I'm stuffy 'cause I work in finance But my bat mitzvah theme was dance! Let me make all your dreams come true Oh, by the way, you went to camp with my friend's step-cousin (Small world!) Chanukah honey Can you hear those wedding bells? LOL! But seriously, do you want kids? Chanukah honey So come and kiss my mezuzah tonight (I heard you were the beatboxer on your college a cappella group) Come and bless my challah tonight (I'd love to hear your version of "Who Let the Dogs Out?") Mezuzah is the name for my clit