Rachel Bloom - I Have Friends lyrics

[YOUNGER REBECCA] I have friends, I definitely have friends No one can say that I do not have friends I have friends, I definitely have friends, friends, friends, friendly friends, time to meet my friends [PATTI] I'm Patti [LOUANN] LouAnn [JASON] Jason, and I'm super into Dance Dance Revolution! [UNNAMED GIRL] Girl with mustache! [UNNAMED BOY] Boy with port wine stain [JANITOR] Janitor who lives in an RV behind the school [YOUNGER REBECCA] I have friends, I definitely have friends! [REBECCA] Oh yeah! I have friends, I definitely have friends Objectively, I can say that I have all the friends I have friends, I definitely have friends, friends, friends, friendly friends, time to meet my friends [PAULA] I'm Paula! [DARRYL] Darryl! [UNNAMED WOMAN] Lady who hit your car! [UNNAMED MAN 1] Friend of friend from law school…? [UNNAMED MAN 2] Grocery clerk with half an eyelid! [BOTH REBECCAS] We have friends, we definitely have friends, no one can say that we do not have friends We have friends, we definitely have friends, friends, friends, friendly friends, we have all the friends Cool!