Rachel Bloom - A Boy Band Made Up of Four Joshes lyrics

[Josh Chan, played by Vincent Rodriguez III, speaking] Hey girl I know that as a kid you never got to see that boy band concert on pay-per-view But it's OK Cause I'm here now And I'm all the boy band you'll ever need [All four Joshes, singing] Oh-oh-oh-oh [Josh Chan] Girl, I know things haven't always been so easy for you Kids were mean, and your daddy walked right out the door too Maybe we should have a session, address your anxiety and depression Cause I got a funny feeling if we do [Chorus, all four Joshes] Baby, you can kiss all your childhood traumas goodbye You're never gonna miss all that stress you've been keeping inside All your psychological problems Girl, we're gonna solve them ‘Cause we're not just a boy band made up of four Joshes We're also a team of licensed mental health professionals [Verse] [Josh #3] We'll help you understand the reason that your mom made you sad [Josh #4] And why every man you date is just [All four Joshes] A stand-in for your dad [Josh #1] You'll stop revisiting your fears Once we wipe away your tears [Josh #2] Trust us, girl, your prognosis isn't bad [Chorus, all four Joshes] Baby you can kiss all your unexplained symptoms goodbye You're never gonna miss all those nightmares in which you tend to die We'll get you through those developmental stages That you've been stuck in for ages ‘Cause we're not just a boy band made up of four Joshes We're also a team of nationally recognized Mental health professionals Trained in cognitive behavioral therapy With specialties in [Josh #1] Personality and sleep disorders And love