Rachel Bloom & Adam Schlesinger - Maybe This Dream lyrics

(Paula) WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL I FELT LIKE A PRINCESS SO NAIVE AND FULL OF HOPE I THOUGHT MY DREAMS WOULD COME TRUE BUT THEN AS I GREW THE WORLD WAS ALL LIKE - NOPE But this time, maybe... just maybe… MAYBE THIS DREAM WON'T LEAD TO DISGRACE MAYBE THIS DREAM IS IN REACH MAYBE THIS DREAM WON'T POOP ON MY FACE LIKE A SEAGULL AT THE BEACH MAYBE THIS DREAM WON'T BE LIKE MY WEDDING THE ORGAN PLAYED THERE GOES THE BRIDE. I came back. MAYBE THIS DREAM WON'T BE LIKE SOME MAGGOTS FEASTING ON THE ROTTING DEER CARCASS OF MY PRIDE. MAYBE THIS DREAM WON'T BE LIKE MY VIBRATOR BREAKING WHEN I NEED IT MOST. (Tim) TWEEDLE DEEDLE DEE! (Paula) MAYBE THIS DREAM WON'T BE LIKE EBOLA EATING THE FLESH OF ITS HOST (Jim) TWEEDLE DEEDLE DOO! (Jim + Tim) TWEET TWEET... TWEET TWEET... TWEET TWEET TWEEE..... (Paula) MAYBE THIS DREAM WON'T BE LIKE WHEN I GO RUNNING AND I HAVE TO TAKE A DUMP SO I HAVE TO RUSH HOME PLUS I ALSO HAVE MY PERIOD SO I HAVE MENSTRUAL CRAMPS PLUS DUMP CRAMPS AND AS I RUN FRANTICALLY I PEE JUST A LITTLE BECAUSE I'VE HAD TWO BABIES SO BY THE TIME I GET HOME MY UNDIES SMELL LIKE A SEWER RAT MAYBE THIS DREAM WON'T BE LIKE THAT. MAYBE THIS DREAM WILL FINALLY MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I DESERVE A DREAM.