Rabbi Darkside - Hey Miss lyrics

[Intro] Man everytime I walk down the street… Maybe my Momma raised me different… Is it just the city? Maybe it's a different era… C'mon right? Hey Mister Mister Hey Mister Mister Mister Hey Miss [Caits Meissner] Hey Mister Mister Please sit down while I paint this picture Before grown I was bold snot-nosed Imagine me shaved head steel toes Own your own my Momma told They hold the Mister take the Ms 70s raising 80s kids In this I'm a fist up feminist Oh sh** I slipped the scary word Which means just knowing what you're worth The package changed and now I own the Earth Inside a summer skirt So let's review man what you learned A chance is earned by choice of words No Miss no baby No m'am no honey no queen Just take the Z between your teeth And flip it smooth respectfully like Hey Mister Mister Hey Mister Mister Mister Hey Miss [Rabbi Darkside] The Art of the Woo has gone the way of the Do Do Dudes making moves on a face and a photo I don't mean the Wu of Purple Tape and the dojo I mean courtship so your ship ain't solo Mouth of a sailor make me a seasick Sink like Deep Six when you come on that G-sh** Hissing and whistling I need not embellish Or that “Yo Yo Ma!” like the girl was a cellist She might have a body like an instrument But you might want to have a sense of innocence Mind your delivery and distance please And prove the existence of chivalry If you're cheesy as nachos or greasy and macho a Weezy imposter Stop right there If it starts with a monologue you learned it all from Entourage Do us all a favor Stop right there If she stares real blank or says no thanks don't be Lloyd Banks Have some respect If you buy her a drink there's a vibe and a wink that's a sign you can link Then try to connect That was the moment you were working for This is real life not the Jersey Shore Anticipation builds towards a date in a week Patience is the color of her drapes and her sheets Hey Mister Mister Hey Mister Mister Mister Hey Miss [Outro] I just don't know where the idea came from That being rude and overly aggressive Is the way to a woman's heart Learn how to cook Sing her a song Write her a poem… Yes Write her a poem Chart the ways your stars align Write yourself poems Take notes on the ride Should the sky fall And you can't hold it up Bury it Mourn Have faith in possibility Bury it Mourn Have faith in Love