The policeman gets in his car And gets right on the phone Backing up, shaking his head saying "Let me get my crazy a** home" And his wife picks up and says "Darlin' where have you been I've been worried about you" And he says "Police business, honey, I can't wait To tell you what I've been going through" She says "Are you okay?" "Yes" "Do you need anything?" "No" "Well, I baked you a pie" "Mmm" "Your favorite: cherry" Then he said "I'll be there soon Sorry I kept you hanging" Then she said, "Honey, don't worry about it Just take your time, I still got some cleanin'" Now meanwhile Miss Rosie's back at Gwen's house Tellin' it all She said, "I knew there was something about that policeman I started to cut loose my dog" Gwendolyn looks at her and laughs and says "Miss Rosie you are nuts" And I say, "All I wanted to know Was what was you gonna do with that spatula?" And then we all laughed 'Twan says, "She's a G no doubt" Now let's head right back on over To the policeman's house He pulls up in the garage She doesn't expect for him to come that soon She rushed to the door Kiss him on the cheek says, "I was in the restroom" Then he said "Whatcha say that for?" And then she says, "I don't know" Then he step back, look at her and says "What you all jittery for?" Then she says, "Sweetheart, maybe it's that time of the month" Then he says, "Maybe? Maybe that time of the month?" And then shes says, "You know what I mean" He says, "I know what came out yo mouth" He said, "You said maybe" Then she says, "Baby", he walks in the house And she tries to lead him upstairs But he goes straight to the kitchen She says, "Hun, I bought you some pears" And then he said, "I'mma heat this chicken" Then she turns around thinking to herself With this weird look on her face Then he screams, "Woman, what wrong witchu Why are you walking back and forth, pacing?" Before she answers she's thinkin' to herself "What am I to say?" Because the truth of the matter is That she just slept with another man today And he started calling her name "Bridget, I know you hear me" But she can't turn around Because the truth on her face He will see it Then he screams "Bridget!" "Yes" "Look at me" Bridget turns around and then he says "Whatcha got up your sleeve?" She's scared out of her mind Stuttering and shaking and Still talking about some pears He starts screaming saying "Look woman I don' told you I'm not going up no stairs" Now he's got a funny feeling Something just don't seem right He's looking at her while she's backing up Then he says, "With all my might Woman, I swear I'll shoot somebody If you been doin' wrong" But little does he know Somebody is still right there in his home