He looks around the kitchen, and says, Something is really weird And she says, Why do you say that? He says, Cos you keep tryin' to get me out of here He said, Ever since I been in this house Your face has went from white to red And remember when I first walked through the door You acted like you had seen a ghost from the dead? Then he says, Girl if you hidin' something, I'm gonna be so mad Then he hears something fallin, he says, What the f** was that? She said, It sounds like it came from upstairs, sounds like the plumbing He said, Woman that sound did not come from upstairs! I'll be damned if you're not up to something!" He said, "Now the sound that I just heard, it came from this kitchen And then he looks over by the stove, while shes easin' over by the dishes And then he walks over to the refrigerator and pushes it back And then he looks her in her face Looks like shes about to have a heart attack Then he notices the pie on the counter, one slice is missing Now the storys gettin' scary, cos he comes to realize That Bridget is allergic to cherries Then he slowly looks up at her, and now her face is red as hell He's breathing real hard, and movin' closer She says, Hon, you don't look so well And then he says, Move She says, No He says, Move She says, No! b**h move! She moves