R. Kelly - Chopped & Screwed Remix lyrics

(remix) Give 'em a little, 12 Play Its time for love yo, 12 play Just give 'em a little Kell, Kell re re Chopped (screwed) Tell me have you ever met a girl that acted like that was her real hair? Whens it not, not, not Ever ran into a chick that said that she was mixed with something else? And you're like, please stop, stop, stop But she looking so right, and her body so tight Got you at the bar drinking, buying her drinks all night Clubs 'bout to let out and now you're drunk Now she leaving the club with me, sorry you've been punked Believe me I know her, listen to the remix professor See homie before you tip her, first you must undress her Cause this is how a real playa do Tell me, do I have to sound like a broken record record record record Chorus Now you've officially been chopped & screwed Screwed, screwed, chopped, chopped & screwed You've officially been (and, and) screwed And ooh ooh chopped, screwed, screwed You've officially been chopped & screwed.. Reeemixx Now now can I break it down and show ya Break it down and show ya Just how easy it is to be chopped and screwed? 1...You're in the club, she walks by 2...She give you those bedroom eyes 3...You think tonight she's gonna fulfill you're fantasies..yea 4...Now you're both all on the floor 5...And you're feeling all on her thighs 6...Now the club is about to let out and you're like what you doing after this...yea 7...She suggests the IHOP 8,8,8... and Now you're putting her all in ya car Stupid 9...You think you're gonna get some Bump & Grind...yea 10..oh, now she wanna bring her friends 11...Now the buildings up to 210 12..Goofy, You give her your number,says shes gonna call but you never see her again (Chorus) Calm it down now, calm it down now Calm it down now, calm it down now Cause that was a freestyle, cause that was a freestyle That was a freestyle, that was a freestyle Now, just imagine if I had to sat my a** down and Took my time and really wrote it (wrote it) Oh