I met her last night I saw her move She took my eye I had to prove That I was cool and she was hot I'll tell you what she wore but I forgot I had the guts to walk her way She didn't move I didn't stray I have one chance and this is it But then I fell right on her left tit I'm just a kid on a branch I wish you'd come up and dance I want a little romance Could you please give me a chance I'm probably last on the list But all I want is this wish to come true If it's you then I'll be down for that, too I saw her next week In frozen foods I sized her up She had the goods I tried to walk by with cool reserve She probably thinks that I'm a perv And as I rode by in my squeaky cart It occured to me the supermart Is not the best place to get a date Maybe at the roller-rink is where I'll find my sould mate I'm just a kid on a branch I wish you'd come up and dance I want a little romance Could you please give me a chance I'm probably last on the list But all I want is this wish to come true If it's you then I'll be down for that, too It's ok cause Counselor Troy tells me That my self-esteem is high He held me close and tried to tell me That I'm not like the other guys You're special, I like you Counselor Troy is like me, too Maybe that's why I couldn't get the girls I've wanted to I'm just a kid on a branch You should come up and dance I want a little romance Will you please give me a chance I'm just a kid on a branch I wish you'd come up and dance I want a little romance Will you please give me a chance I'm just a kid on a branch I'm just a kid on a branch I want a little romance I want a little romance I'm probably last on the list I'm probably last on the list Come true If it's you And I'll be down for that, too