Quantum Plumber - You Can Rap? lyrics

[Intro] Oh, you can rap? Well, if you can rap, I can too? No, no, you're rapping Okay, okay Here's what I got, yo yo yo! [Verse 1] These beats, they could rock But I am a boulder You are the lego, and I am a sculpture I'm bold and I'm bolder Album sold, but I am a soldier Bold like word, you're confused like italics My bank balance is higher than my weight balance I'm not a teacher, but I'm always loungin' I could face a challenge, but put it to the back of my head My head looks like The Grandcouncil Woman Keep the heat like I'm Goodman You bored like a board, well, I am the woodman I cut you down, then jack, like a lumberjack I'm so light, I cannot be summer black I'm not a towel, but all around me are racks Put the towel up, if you dried up, like a raisin The old one are retiring, no hand raisin' He had a good year, but his tires aren't oiled My grills new, his turned into foil Boy, I'll grow onto you like Elmer's boil I bob heads, but I ain't bobbing for apples [Verse 2] Silent bout the money, like the y in money Don't be shady cause I'm sunny Broke like a cripple, but I got people bloody Red and blue all around, but no cop Blood spill like the money from slots I'm rock hard but I ain't rollin' No tokens, my slots are impossible You strike out like bowling Growing with the new generation, green bed like gra** on 'em I sleep on a flower bed, so my fragrance ain't ancient I listen to old and new, Ebro and Boat My glow like neon, so I'm not nothing to kneel on I'm something you need, mon My flow could howl, so I'm flow backwards I ain't racist, but like a safe, I crack her I tic you and stick like a tic No matter the flick, I got energy like rip I ain't flipping bricks like a house They say I could rock, but I am a brick If they giving lip then, I'll get the teacup Retribution's the comeup, Comeback II's the runnerup [Outro] Was that good? Did you like it? Was it-, oh all right