Q Strange - Buy My Friggin Album b**h! lyrics

[Verse 1] Buy my CD or I'll break your f**in' head I got 15 hundred copies in boxes under my bed Heard what I said, buy it, sh** at least try it This sh** is dope as f** don't make me pull your ears with pliers Ain't no one buyin' my album it should've been platinum At least gold, the kids don't buy my sh** I'm gonna crack'em My idea street promotion is drivin' through places And peggin' promo tapes at peoples faces sayin' "buy it you h*mo" A promo, what? you want free sh** You better pay up, I'll even take food stamps kid If you ain't got a job, man it's cool you can rob Still from your old man, cuz he's a fat drunken slob And ya mom, she's blown in lonely Ville for 20 So just tell that smelly hoe you need some money buddy I go to the stores that are selling LP's Tell'em move some f**in' units or I'll break your friggin knees Emcees don't even wanna battle me now My put my lyrics up because I started knockin' b**hes out Interrupt rock sets from alternative bands I snatch the mic and start beatin' till it's hurtin' my hands Then I kick my wicked flows until the cops are called I'll throw a bar stool and start a bar room brawl As I run out the door, just before I jet Don't forget to buy my album on CD or ca**ette [Chorus] I'm a dope emcee but a sh**ty self promoter I'll sign a contract for a hoagie and soda I'ma use force like as if my name was Yoda Buy my sh** quick man just do what I told ya Can't work for a living gotta eat off this Plus I gotta crib, and a wife, and a kid I'ma shove in your face till you purchase it Just buy my friggin album b**h! [Verse 2] Don't be a cheap f** it's just 11.99 And it's worth it, I ain't sayin' that because it's mine If it's whack, don't even think you'll get your money back You and your boys can make fun of it, yo I like it when you crack Take a bat, and use the thing for batting practice man smash it I don't give a f** man f**in' bash it you can have it I really don't care man just purchase the sh** I really don't feel like havin' to hurt you b**h But I will, so find a way to cop my sh** quick Before I find you first, and beat 'cha fat a** wit a stick Go on Carson Daily's show and request my video "You ain't got one" I know, just f**in' do it yo The radio don't play me and I got no distribution Ima walk into Land Speed and just start shootin' I can't sell cds even in my own city Ima change my name to Q stiggy and start actin' jiggy I got promo posters as wall paper in my crib And I wonder why no one's ever heard of my sh** If I went out and promoted I could probably sell a record But instead I'll just sit and scratch myself, hey yo check it [Chorus] If you don't go out and buy my cd I'm gonna f**in' kick your a** I ain't even playin' wit 'chu I am literally gonna knock you the f** out If you don't go out and buy the sh** Just f**in' buy it man You can afford it What the f** is wrong wit 'chu? It's a f**in' dope album man just pick it up What 'chu mean you never heard of me? It doesn't matter if you never heard of me I'm f**in' tellin' you now just buy the sh**, what?