[Intro:] Watch out! Here I come! Are you ready? I said, are you ready? [Couplet 1:] Have you seen anyone so funky? Have you met Ted? Well he's not funky! He's lame! He's a junky! Has no fame! And he's chunky! Come and get me, don't be shy You can't test me, I'm too high Don't accost me, if you try To resist me, well... another fails the test Let's go! [Pont:] Don't need no castle To be the king Don't need no crown Don't need no ring [Refrain:] I'm the master! Better pay the price to the funky blaster I'm the fastest! When it comes to digging the hot chicks in the hood I'm the master! I'm the king of the bling, don't need no bongo I'm the fastest! Don't blink no eye when I play the congas [Couplet 2:] Have you seen anyone so s**y? Have you ever felt so hasty? To discover something tasty Be clever, don't be nasty Like Ophelia and Alexia Arabella or Elisa Alexandra, Maria-Luisa Margaritha, Roberto... Wow wow wow... what happens in Rio stays in Rio [Pont:] Don't need no castle to be the king Don't need no crown, don't need no ring Don't need no castle to be the king Don't need no crown, don't need no ring [Refrain:]x2 I'm the master! Better pay the price to the funky blaster I'm the fastest! When it comes to digging the hot chicks in the hood I'm the master! I'm the king of the bling, don't need no bongo I'm the fastest! Don't blink no eye when I play the congas [outro:] Better pay the price to the funky blaster When it comes to digging the hot chicks in the hood I'm the king of the bling, don't need no bongo Don't blink no eye when I play the congas