Punky Brüster - Picture Of Myself/The Girls Next Door/Larry's O lyrics

Picture of Myself: Woke up this morning, didn't like what I seen I looked about as normal as I've ever been But I gathered today that I would be a star So I get myself ready to enjoy the part I'm only in love, with a picture of myself I'm only in love with a little girl Decided today to get the proper shoes $80 Vans and an ADIDAS suit Now the chicks will all dig me 'cause I look quite hip Sulking and tripping on my bottom lip I'm only in love, with a picture of myself I'm only in love with the little girl I'm only in love, with the picture of myself I'm only in love with that little girl Now I've got myself in with the latest style And the people at the mall today have made a pile So I'm back on my way to my parents' home So I can tell someone I need a little time alone I'm only in love, with the picture of myself I'm only in love with a little girl I'm only in love, with a picture of myself I'm only in love, I'm only in love I'm only in love with myself ___________________________________________ The Girls Next Door: Welcome boys and to the rock and roll high school Lesson #1 us where to put your tongue Lesson #2 is what you do with your tool And watch the fringe benefits come second to none! Graduates from the old rock and roll high school Pretend they're still rebellious with a video pose The uneducated spew some lame political view And the punks will look like hunks in their endorsement clothes! So hey, let's rock, and put out a little corporate schlock! To play, just get the call, then keep your eye on the friggin' ball 'Cause that's all... that's all! Listen boys and girls to the rock and roll motto It's fun to spend your money, just take it from me And don't cry "foul" for us admitting this cash cow The "revolution" is a capitalist industry! So, hey, let's rock, and talk a little corporate talk! I say, you'll never fall, when your face is pressed against the wall! If what it takes to rock, is to s** a little corporate co*k Well, hey everybody, we'll be the girls next door! If what it takes to score, is to be a corporate who*e We're already there! (Mid section) Come on out to the Brüster spend-a-long Buy a T-shirt and it'll make you feel like you're part of an elite clique While directly paying for our advertising! Hey hey! We pa**ed, now everyone can kiss our a**!!! And we'll appeal to a need Where one never used to be 'Cause what it takes to rock is to s** some corporate co*k So, hey everybody, we'll be the girls next door! And what it takes to score, is to be a corporate who*e So, hey Borivoj, we'll be the girls next door! So, hey Monte Conner, we'll be the girls next door! So, hey Pepsi-Cola, we'll be the girls next door! So, hey Cliff Cultreri, we'll be the girls next door!!! ___________________________________________ Larry's O: Larry was a pessimist, I wanna be like Larry He bore the burden of a soul that's always burning And says "every one should be like me!" Well it's easy to be an anarchist When you've got record companies to pay for it You're no rebel if you're playing by the rules Larry's O, he need no f**ing dough Anarchy's the way, oh he's really not that sorry Larry's old, and just like some little girls Oh, I guess we all get in his way Larry was a drunken mess, and sometimes I'd rather be like Larry But he sees me staying sober and he'll lose it all together And then Larry wants to be like me Yeah, it's a real triumph that I seem distressed I'm not pissed, I'm just unimpressed And the reason I don't care is 'cause it's all been done before Larry's road, it's really getting old, am I in your way? Oh I'm really really sorry Larry's old, but acts like a little girl Oh I guess it all gets in the way Larry knows, I'm just doing this for the dough And you better hope this makes no money 'Cause we've got four album options Larry's O, just like him and he knows But, oh, the joke is getting old