Punky Brüster - Larry's O lyrics

Larry was a pessimist, I wanna be like Larry He bore the burden of a soul that's always burning And says "every one should be like me!" Well it's easy to be an anarchist When you've got record companies to pay for it You're no rebel if you're playing by the rules Larry's O, he need no f**ing dough Anarchy's the way, oh he's really not that sorry Larry's old, and just like some little girls Oh, I guess we all get in his way Larry was a drunken mess, and sometimes I'd rather be like Larry But he sees me staying sober and he'll lose it all together And then Larry wants to be like me Yeah, it's a real triumph that I seem distressed I'm not pissed, I'm just unimpressed And the reason I don't care is 'cause it's all been done before Larry's road, it's really getting old, am I in your way? Oh I'm really really sorry Larry's old, but acts like a little girl Oh I guess it all gets in the way Larry knows, I'm just doing this for the dough And you better hope this makes no money 'Cause we've got four album options Larry's O, just like him and he knows But, oh, the joke is getting old