Punchline - The Dane Song lyrics

He's a friend you can depend on for a smile, Everyday or even just once in a while. The man, we sung about in the van. All the girls agree that he is pretty sweet. Got a ticket once for pissing in the street, But he just really needed to pee. If I could I would take his face and make it famous, He's a real celebrity...or at least he is to me. He wore a Megadeth shirt, He went with me to concerts, He had a beat up blue car, gave me rides to practice, then he got a new car I met him in the sixth grade, in Webster I was afraid, Cause once he said to me "run" and when I started running he shot me with a BB gun. He's my only friend that I am taller than. Yet everyday he takes a Flinstone's vitamin, He says, his favorite ones are the red. He's a friend and a musician and a ref, Listens to heavy music loud and one day he'll be deaf, Oh well....he won't need hearing in hell. If I could I would take his face and make it famous, He's a real celebrity...or at least he is to me. He wore a Megadeth shirt, He went with me to concerts, He had a beat up blue car, gave me rides to practice, then he got a new car. I met him in the sixth grade, in Webster I was afraid, Cause once he said to me "run" and when I started running he shot me with a BB gun. If I could I would take his face and make it famous, He's a real celebrity and he gets into the shows for free. He's a friend like a friend should be. Plays ba** in a band and he hangs out with the Shrimpman, Drinks until he's silly every single Friday at Tequila Willie's. If you're looking for a good time you can find him online. Ask me for his screen name. And so ends my shout out to my very good friend Dane.