Punch Brothers - Sleek White Baby lyrics

Do you ever feel alone, old pal? Are you ragged, running low on moral? Have I got something grand that I've planned for you Baby, do you burn for glowing power after dark? In the shadow of some hour you feel the spark? Have I got something swell that I'll tell to you You're not alone For so many years man has suffered the plague of isolation Isolation from his fellow man, fellow woman, unable to connect Unable to reach out and touch someone To be tethered, to be one with the world But now man and woman can be attuned to every arcane detail Every dog's bark, every boy's back, every girl's tiara With a new invention, a staggering development in technology Sleek White Baby Keep it by your bedside, maybe And then how all of your friends All of our friends Are here now Such cheer now Nine out of ten businessmen agree The sleek white baby should be your constant companion Whether you're dining, traveling, moping, convalescing, or eating a sandwich. Don't be the one left out If you fail to buy our prized new machine (Why would you do that?) You will find yourself stung by the sting (It's painful, really it is) Of gloom and misery, how you will die alone (That doesn't sound pleasant, does it?) Alone, alone, alone, alone Woooh Sleek White Baby