I don't need no chorus, cash or candy now I don't need no callous crush to come around And I don't know who you are But you and your boys ain't got nothing on me I've had my last eight drinks in here for free 'Cause that's my friend tending bar Yeah, I got a friend who tends bar And she won't let me tip her When I get tired tonight she'll take me home And if it's cold under the covers she'll keep me warm Sweet, lovely friend who tends bar I have lovely friends who tend bar Can always feel lovelier