Psychostick - Cockblock lyrics

Hey you dickhole She was flirting with me Hey you f**face I just bought her a drink Here you swoop in while I'm taking a leak Ruining the evening She was the one, now you've won at douchebaggery I can't figure out If you are an overprotective brother A friend in the friend zone Or a dumba** bitter ex lover I really don't have time for this And now you stand in my way I got a feeling now you're here, that you're here to stay (One, two, f** you) You're co*kblock Ruining my game You're a co*kblock Pathetic and lame Hey you dumb b**h Can't you leave us alone What's your problem Can't you throw me a bone Staring at me like I'm Satan himself Trying to steal her soul Go get a drink and take a break from fun patrol I can't figure out If you're an overprotective sister A jealous best friend Or a lesbian wanting to kiss her I really don't have time for this And now you stand in my way Can't take hint to take a hike, so you're here to stay (One, two, f** you) You're a co*kblock Ruining my game You're a co*kblock Pathetic and lame You're a co*kblock That's what you do You're a co*kblock Obstructing the poon Don't you have something better to do (Go away I'm trying to get laid) Don't you have something better to do (Go away I'm trying to get laid) (You, fu-cking) Congratulations You're an a**hole I hope you're happy 'Cause you're an a**hole You ruined the whole night You're an a**hole Why don't you eat sh** and die 'Cause you're an a**hole co*kblock co*kblock