Psychostick - It's Just a Movie, Stupid lyrics

She was all alone in this imperfect world And was very, very lonely Nobody really understood just how she felt Till one day she slipped on a banana peel Then there he was, he picked her up And asked her, "Hey, are you okay?" He was tall and dark, and strong and kind And sensitive with washboard abs, and it was Bullsh** Bullsh** That would never happen Knights in shining armor haven't been around since the middle ages No one will love you till you've gotten through all your depression stages Pull your head out of your a**, and go hit the stairmaster Learn to paint, or take some yoga 'Cause your life is not a complete disaster He's been friends with her since they were five But she's in love with some other guy He tried to get her to feel the same way about him But she hasn't come around yet Her boyfriend then cheated on her with A cheerleader and seventeen strippers Her best friend said she's too good for him What she needs is probably right in front of her She began to think 'bout the guy who was always there for her And realized they were meant for each other She looked for him, but his car broke down So he's all alone walking in the rain She runs after him, as she calls his name, and it was Bullsh** Bullsh** That would never happen Five bucks says that she totally wouldn't taken back the guy that cheated on her The notion of him ever getting out of the friend-zone is absurd Pull your head out of your a**, get a life or something Make some friends, and chase your dreams 'Cause you won't get chicks with your low self esteem She walked into a party looking beautiful He couldn't look away There eyes met, and it was love at first Bullsh** Bullsh** That would never happen Romeo and Juliet is a fairy tale and nothing more You've gotta go around and date a bunch of duds before you finally score Pull your head out of your a** There's no perfect soulmate Let it go, 'cause movies are Just a place to go on an average date Pull your head out of your a** Embrace the disappointment Pull your head out of your a** 'Cause that movie romance is all bullsh**