He wakes up early to watch regis at nine His summer clothes are of the finest design His ethnic maid will serve him breakfast in bed He likes to travel but lives at club med I've got: Pain and problems on my mind You see i'm wasting time I've past my prime Take these eyes and leave me blind See the world unwind Life isn't kind - can you picture this? He's got six cars and had seven wives Who shared the greed with him all of their lives Life is a peach but sometimes it's the pits While on top of cash mountain he sits