Proof - '99 Tim Westwood Freestyle (Unreleased) lyrics

[Pre-Performance Ad-Libs] One two, one two One two, one two, one two Y'all done started something that you can't undo Yo, yo [Eminem] I'm up in the spot with Tim Westwood You wanna step to this? You better use your best foot Flawless freestyles I drop right off the top Take a bottle of beer and bite off the top Right of the block, straight to your neighbourhood The flavor's good in London and I'ma stay for good Yo, check it out, it's Slim Shady I rip the radio right off of the S baby Y'all can't see me 'cause y'all don't wanna even be it Y'all don't understand these freestyles when I MC it Original bad boy on the case, cover your face Came in the place, blowed and sprayed Puffy with mace I lace the weed with insect repellent, better check to smell it Eminem starts with E, better check to spell it With a capital, somebody grab me a Snapple I got an asprin cap still trapped on my Adam's apple Somebody dropped me on my head and I'm for sure That my mother did it, but the b**h won't admit it was her I slit her stomach open with a scalpel when she was 6 months And said I'm ready now b**h, ain't you feeling these kicks, c*nt? The world ain't ready for me yet, I can tell I'll probably have a cell next to the furnace in hell I'm sicken these s**m cells with syphilis germs And I'm hotter than my dick is, when I piss and it burns I kick you in the tummy until you're sick to your stomach And vomit so much blood that your clothes stick to you from it Hit you in the head with a brick till you plummet If y'all don't like me you can s** my dick till you numb it And all the gibberish you were spittin', you need to k** it 'Cause your style is like dying in my sleep, I don't feel it And any MC that try to step to this I'll throw you right off of the roof Ayo, bust it Proof! [Proof] One of a kind and I come with the time Having fun with the rhyme until I'm done with your mind Listen, now every MC got a story Well mine is me and my [?] before me I'm sorry [?] the style to be proved Ayo since Big Daddy Kane fell off they don't know how to be smooth Yo, I seen a fat rodent walk in with Paul [?] With a gat in holding, talking 'bout he the [?] It's the same thing, we bust when it come through With Tim Westwood, your best foot forward Can't do that, here it is, put your good foot We mack y'all, like y'all was some hoes on Wood wood No time for that, flatbacks when you rap, counterattack With a battle axe, you collapse from them whack raps You try to spit to me, I make you all know I'm a genius A [?] Come back holding my―yo, no need to cuss, bust (penis!) Yo we can't say that keep it the cleanest, the meanest Slim Shady, next thing it was my fault Y'all caught outlined in chalk, incredible as the Hulk While I settle for [?], it's the P-R-letter O Sex is hetero, cash more checks than federal, you better know How you feel about they got a dope cheddar flow And my man Dee Teezy, straight from Stress magazine Bag a scene, we drag your queen Like she's a man dressed up, how you feel you get pressed up Left up, it's time for that P-R-O-O, you get F'd up Yeah it's time for that mind combat Next up my man Slim Shade when we rhyme at [Eminem] Last night I OD'd on rush, mushrooms and dust And rushed to the hospital to get my system flushed Shucks, I'm an alcoholic and that's all I can say I've called in to work cause all I do is frolic and play I swallow grenades and take about a bottle a day Of Tylenol 3 and talk about how violent I'll be Give me 11 Excedrin and my head will spin Medicine will get me reving like a 747 jet engine Scratched my balls till I shred the skin Doctor check this rash, look how red it's been It's probablly AIDS, forget it then I'll strike a still pose and hit you with some ill flows That don't even make sense like dykes using dil*os So reach in your bill folds for 10 duckets And pick up the Slim Shady stuff that's on Rawkus Some'n some'n some'n some'n, I can't read it My daughter scribbled over that rhyme, I couldn't read it [Proof] Ayo, the truth hurt when Proof hurt Move the whole Earth beneath your feet just like loose dirt So F your politics if you frolic, feel the hollow tips rip Through your collar disc, learn your knowledges Then burn your colleges, I touch your grill With the sk** of a dermatologist, your turn to follow this Acknowledge this head cracker, ho smacker Whack rapper attacker, internet hacker No slacker, best factor, Midwest bracket Yeah you know about it, it's us on your jacket DJ Headscratcher like a hatchet, who can match it? Make you go-go like Gadget before magic [?], I drop bombs without Saddam A vet' without 'Nam, I make sense without common [?] I'm still down y'all with my first crew You got a fly style, I down that just like curfew Yo I'm worth two ears and a mind full of attention Plus I'm CEO of the whack MC prevention Listen to the real gift over ill riffs Cause you on the mic, me and Em aren't tryna hear like Will Smith Your career's not over with, come here to cope a spit We heat the sub y'all before the supernova hit I know the truth, so now I bare in all I make R. Kelly confess he stole his first style from Aaron Hall A whack MC with a gun I'm not one And when see Kurt Cobain tell him "bring back my shotgun" I got one style for all y'all bazooka Ayo if I was 2Pac I'd come back from Cuba Rhyme with me when I push on her tooters Tryna get wild with the [?] like Lugers Me and my man Slim Shady, we pen great-y Take our 80 MC's, West you know what, what What, what, what, what What [Eminem] Yo yo yo One more time I come back Slinging the wack, yo I'm the illest rapper to hold a cordless, patrolling corners Looking for hookers to punch in the mouth with a roll of quarters I'm meaner in action than Rosco beating James Tar Senior And smackin his back with vacuum cleaner attachments I grew up in the wild hood, as a hazardous youth With a messed up childhood, that I use as an excuse And ain't nothing changed, I kept the same mindstate Since the third time that I failed 9th grade You probably think that I'm a negative person, don't be so sure of it I don't promote violence, I just encourage it I laugh at the sight of d**h as I fall down a cement flight of steps And land inside a bed of spider webs So throw caution to the wind, you and a friend Can jump off of a bridge and if you live, do it again Pfft, why not? Blow your brain out, I'm blowing mine out Forget it, you only live once you might as well die now [Proof] Yeah, best do like it is Roll your tape recorders, we came to the London borders Walk in a [?], put on a master score Blast your four, then I trash your store Your woman start to scream so I stab your who*e Jet out your door faster than a Labrador Yeah, yeah [Eminem] Smoking herb and still we spit On this microphone they say I'm allowed to say 'sh**' So I'ma say it as much as I can Cause it don't matter cause I'm the man With a fricking beer in my hand I said frick cause I was respect to Tim Westwood Y'all wanna step to this, yo I come from the best hood Detroit, the Motown, where it goes down Kick the flow sound, rappers they know now But kick a pro now [Proof] Back and forth, me and Em don't need to practice Y'all lack this, we stick you like a cactus You scream like a actress, the fact is Y'all can't see us in '99, 2000 3000, 4000 arousing styles [Eminem] And 3 plus, y'all wanna be us But none of y'all can see us Even if y'all had some new bifocals, I try locals So y'all die [?] cause I smoke you Plus I provoke you and then I bust Freestyles y'all can't trust, I'm like Canibus I bust, can I bust? No you can't Well yes I can cause I'm slim shady and I'm the man [Proof] We flex styles like a bicep I found out where Canibus money went I borrowed a dollar from Wyclef Rhyme deaf MC's need to try this You can't get with this, make you one of my Plus that, we bust back, yo F that Rap that, step up and get flat And it's time for y'all to hear what this year's around Detroit been quiet long enough Yo Slim, I need you to back me up My freestyles ain't connecting They better start respecting [Eminem] Well I'ma check then with dirty needles It's two of us but we're not the Beatles Cause there was three of them, and I am seeing them But yall ain't seeing Em even if I was driving in the BM in the PM With the top up and the top down, don't matter cause I rock now Yo y'all can hear the Glock sound, 2Pac now Yo that's what I am when I bust, this lyrical image Y'all can't just betray the skrimmage That I be k**ing when I be busting and I'm crushing Any MC leave em with no freaking discussion [Proof] Run up in your house then I shot your wife Ayo Em, hold these Tylenol 3's while I rock the mic [Eminem] Weed lacer, 97 burgundy blazer Wanted for burgulary, had to ditch the mercury Tracer I'm on some loc sh**, some fed up with this being broke sh** I'm not to joke with, yo I don't sell crack, I smoke it [Break] [Eminem] Hand me an .8, beam me up and land me in space I'ma sit on top of the world and sh** on Brandy and Mase I'm more than ill I'm scarier than a white person trapped in a room with Lauryn Hill Human horror film But with a lot funnier plot, and people that feel me Cause I'ma still be Madd Rapper, whether I got money or not As long as I'm on pills, and I got plenty of pot I'll be in a canoe paddling, makin fun of your yacht But I would like an award For the best rapper to get one mic in The Source And a wardrobe I can afford Otherwise I might get sent up back-strike in a Ford And you wonder what the hell I need more Vicadin for Everybody's pissing me off; even the No Limit Tank Looks like a middle finger sideways flipping me off No [?] I'm a great danger to my health Why else would I k** you then jump in the grave and bury myself? You can hate me now [Proof] Need to run for cover Eminem is white but he still my brother Slim Shady, known to go and smoke crack But you and Charli Baltimore got something in common, you both whack How you feel about that? No need to jock 'em You so whack you make Master P sound like Rakim When it's time to bust y'all, when we trust y'all, we dust y'all Who y'all? Break your balls like cue balls I know who you are, you RuPaul Do stall, for those try to fall and try to brawl All y'all get bust up and banged up, framed up How many MC's bring my name up? The same s*ut said the same thing, it's freestyle No need to rehearse, my verse is universal Curse a flow, crush you like Hershel Walker Allie Sparker, three day sparker highland Parker chalker You MCs can't get darker than the Midwest bracket It's us, me and Emzee Come right there, we feeling flimsy Tipsed up, one time lifetime we ripped up It's bad to the evil, met that, now it's all to say d**h rap, f** hoes, don't even say get blast away, pa**ed away Blasted a**, hey yo, they say we're Aftermath Slim Shady, you heard that, my words black But bust you up because you preferred that To hear me now, preferred that, the surgical snipe Preserved you with life, I'll make you allergic to life You die for this, don't even battle us See us at the―what's that?―Subterreanean We knock your brain in