Professor Elemental - Animal Magic lyrics

At last! A visitor, I'm pleased you've returned I've secrets that you need to learn Apologies, you had to use complex directions But I'm currently avoiding arrest and detection Expelled from the roll of clubs and societies Been told I lack sanity – even sobriety So don't lie to me, if you need to leave I've seen the finest men, need to heave And distribute their guts across my hall way floor With disgust, so before we take our tour Be sure, stay close, extra tight Geoffery – fetch our guest a pipe! And prepare the lab you wretched tyke! Damned monkey butler, best get this right Special guests tonight? You're completely certain? Then step to the right as a draw back the curtain for some... ANIMAL MAGIC Now you see The myriad wonders of nature it's true Can be understood fully in my home made zoo By brain swapping with my cranial cutter I created my apeish butler And like any explorer forging new boundaries I found this astounding and took me an owl beak and wings Grafted to a tortoise shell And now my Owltoise is doing quite well No my Chimpangoat's not the prettiest of creatures My Donkeypede has the silliest of features My Lobsteroos don't like their claws- And my Batraffes do fly into doors But until you've heard the Badgermingo sing Or fed a tiny fish to a baby Marmoquin… My dear sir or madam you've never lived It's an impressive gift- so treasure this... ANIMAL MAGIC Hold for a second- I'm not joking This cage should not be open My Camelion might be hiding loose Oh god, so's the stripy Tigoose And yes they're stunning and yes they're wonderous But they're cunning and they might come for us If there's rumpus, you're able to run I trust? Geoffery- fetch me my blunderbuss Oh No! Don't tell me you're using this mutiny? I just wanted unity- what will you do to me? Trapped. Beheaded. Oddly sickened They attached my head to the body of a chicken Run for your life, they're on a mad stampede Leaving me combined be combined betwixt man and beast BAACLUCK! So strange so odd In retrospect, perhaps a mistake to play god