Professor E - N.W.A. - f** The Police lyrics

[D.O.C. as Court Officer] Right about now, N.W.A. court is in full effect Judge Dre presiding In the case of N.W.A. vs. the Police Department Prosecuting attorneys are MC Ren, Ice Cube And Eazy-motherf**ing-E [Dr. Dre as The Judge] Order, order, order Ice Cube, take the motherf**ing stand Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth And nothing but the truth so help your black a**? [Ice Cube as Witness] You goddamn right! [Dr. Dre] Well won't you tell everybody what the f** you gotta say? [Ice Cube] f** the police coming straight from the underground A young n***a got it bad cause I'm brown And not the other color so police think They have the authority to k** a minority f** that sh**, cause I ain't the one For a punk motherf**er with a badge and a gun To be beating on, and throwing in jail We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell f**ing with me cause I'm a teenager With a little bit of gold and a pager Searching my car, looking for the product Thinking every n***a is selling narcotics You'd rather see, me in the pen Than me and Lorenzo rolling in a Benz-o Beat a police out of shape And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape To tape off the scene of the slaughter Still getting swoll off bread and water I don't know if they f*gs or what Search a n***a down, and grabbing his nuts And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none But don't let it be a black and a white one Cause they'll slam ya down to the street top Black police showing out for the white cop Ice Cube will swarm On any motherf**er in a blue uniform Just cause I'm from the CPT Punk police are afraid of me, huh A young n***a on the warpath And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath Of cops, dying in L.A Yo Dre, I got something to say [Hook] f** Tha Police (Repeat x4) [Scene 1] [Cop] Pull your god damn a** over right now [Ren] Aww sh**, now what the f** you pullin me over for? [Cop] Cause I feel like it! Just sit your a** on the curb and shut the f** up [Ren] Man, f** this sh** [Cop] Aight smarta**, I'm taking your black a** to jail! [Dr. Dre] MC Ren, will you please give your testimony To the jury about this f**ed up incident? [MC Ren] f** the police and Ren said it with authority Because the n***as on the street is a majority A gang, is with whoever I'm stepping And the motherf**ing weapon is kept in A stash box, for the so-called law Wishing Ren was a n***a that they never saw Lights start flashing behind me But they're scared of a n***a so they mace me to blind me But that sh** don't work, I just laugh Because it gives them a hint not to step in my path For police, I'm saying, "f** you punk!" Reading my rights and sh**, it's all junk Pulling out a silly club, so you stand With a fake-a** badge and a gun in your hand But take off the gun so you can see what's up And we'll go at it punk, and I'mma f** you up! Make you think I'mma kick your a** But drop your gat, and Ren's gonna blast I'm sneaky as f** when it comes to crime But I'mma smoke them now and not next time Smoke any motherf**er that sweats me Or any a**hole that threatens me I'm a sniper with a hell of a scope Taking out a cop or two, they can't cope with me The motherf**ing villain that's mad With potential, to get bad as f** So I'mma turn it around Put in my clip, yo, and this is the sound {*BOOM, BOOM*} Yeah, something like that But it all depends on the size of the gat Taking out a police would make my day But a n***a like Ren don't give a f** to say [Hook] [Scene 2] [Cop] {*knocking on the door*} [Eazy] Yeah man, what you need? [Cop] Police, open now [Eazy] Aww sh** [Cop] We have a warrant for Eazy-E's arrest [Cop] Get down and put your hands up where I can see 'em (Move motherf**er, move now!) [Eazy] What the f** did I do, man what did I do? [Cop] Just shut the f** up And get your motherf**ing a** on the floor (You heard the man, shut the f** up!) [Eazy] But I didn't do sh** [Cop] Man just shut the f** up! [Dr. Dre] Eazy-E, won't you step up to the stand And tell the jury how you feel about this bullsh**? [Eazy-E] I'm tired of the motherf**ing jacking Sweating my gang, while I'm chilling in the shack, and Shining the light in my face, and for what? Maybe it's because I kick so much bu*t I kick a** -- or maybe cause I blast On a stupid-a** n***a when I'm playing with the trigger Of an Uzi or an AK Cause the police always got something stupid to say They put out my picture with silence Cause my identity by itself causes violence The E with the criminal behavior Yeah, I'm a gangsta, but still I got flavor Without a gun and a badge, what do ya got? A s**er in a uniform waiting to get shot By me, or another n***a And with a gat it don't matter if he's smaller or bigger (MC Ren: Size don't mean sh**, he's from the old school fool) And as you all know, E's here to rule Whenever I'm rolling, keep looking in the mirror And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a Dumb motherf**er with a gun And if I'm rolling off the 8, he'll be the one That I take out, and then get away While I'm driving off laughing this is what I'll say [Hook] The verdict [Dre] The jury has found you guilty of being a redneck White bread, chickensh** motherf**er [Cop] But wait, that's a lie! That's a god damn lie! [Dre] Get him out of here! [Cop] I want justice! [Dre] Get him the f** out my face! [Cop] I want justice! [Dre] Out, right now! [Cop] f** you, you black motherf**ers! [Hook]