[Verse 1] Ahem, start. I gotta play my part It has been too long with me not on them charts And when I say I'm average, I'm just being mean My mode is, I got the whole commode that stays clean I stay on the jay-o, I'm always on the clock Like I was in jail, I'm holding down my spot Yes, I'm young, full of cum, and dumb Half-way retarded on the microphone, son Nike brand condoms: Just Do It You better get the f** outta my way before I lose it That's where my crew sits, you should leave now Dap-dap, love-love, then you can peace-out You should know me by now, b**h, I'm fire Put me on stilts, your boy's higher You got step-up for dinner? Pa** the plate My hangover is the wrath of grapes Aww man, sometimes I feel guilty I beat the sh** outta tracks and stay filthy Other times, I'm like a Miracle Blade I stay on point, and I cut all day Somebody tell me stop rappin' Cause if it c-continues like this, then something is gonna happen Somebody's gonna get in trouble or k**ed I don't know what the f** to do or know how I feel Daddy always used to put me down Pound to the ground, and keep me down Not even a sound, -?- No one's seen a thing in town And now it's later, later, and he's dead, dead The pastor tried to save him, that's what he said, said The Lord talked to me, but that's bi-polar My balls is so big, I carry 'em in my stroller I sip from my Thermos, I keep it cool man Chill out, lean back, and do the toucan [Bride 1] One, two, three, four Why can't emcees MC no more? One, two, three, four One, two, three, four Why can't emcees MC no more? [Hook] I'm the biggest style that you've seen thus far I'm the, I'm the biggest style that you've seen thus far I'm the, I'm the biggest style that you've seen thus far Cause it's just another day in the life of the goddamn Prof [Verse 2] These stupid motherf**ers better listen I wear gla**es when I draw math cause it improves the vision I rap like I'm missing, I am not from here, I'm on a Rocketman mission Man, I got something I gotta do, I got a goal I gotta be somewhere, dawg, for real? Damn I'm thinking I'm pretty good I got a good team surrounding me and now it's time to k** Oh, sh**, you're not on my level, are you? sh**, no argue, no sh**, hold dick It's not my fault I'm Noah and you're on an old ship I'm so far ahead I'm backwards, it's no fun My feet smell, and my nose runs I'm so done, the game is so won I'm Prof, the undiscovered son [Bridge 2] I got a fresh new swag, and I'm ready to k** I'm 'bout to have the whole game on smash Yes, I got a Ford with the sunflower seeds in the hood I'm 'bout to put the whole block on blast [Hook] I wish I could make money off this beat But obviously this can't be for free for everybody, ehh? Yup P-R-O-F