Producers With Computers - Anchorman Dub lyrics

From the entire Channel 4 News Team, I'm Veronica Corningstone. And I'm Ron Burgundy, go f** yourself San Diego. I love... Carpet. I love... Desk. Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them? ...I love lamp. Do you really love the lamp or are you just saying it because you saw it? I love lamp! From the entire Channel 4 News Team, I'm Veronica Corningstone. And I'm Ron Burgundy, go f** yourself San Diego. I mean come on, Ed, it's bullcrap! Don't get me wrong, I lurve the ladies, I mean they rev my engine, but they don't belong in the newsroom! It is anchorMAN! Not anchorLADY and that is a scientific fact! I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT! You're with us Ron, what do you think? It's TERRIBLE! She has beautiful eyes and her hair smells like CINNAMON! Mmhm! LOUD NOISES! Everyone relax, she's not gonna take anyone's air-time. I read somewhere that their periods attract bears... bears can smell the menstruation! Well that's just great. You hear that Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeapordy.