Leave the backdoor open Turn on all the lights Got a house guest coming And he's staying overnight Crashing on the sofa sleeping on the floor He said he wouldn't be any trouble But I can't take it anymore I can't believe I let a stranger in my house I let him in and now he's trying to throw me out Make room for the visitor Stick around for the visitor Stay tuned for the visitor He's coming to town Watch out He's cleaning out the freezer Sitting in my chair Using up my razor Stealing underwear He's drinking all my liquor Taking out my date Spending all my money And coming home late He wants to rearrange the furniture tonight He's asking me to change a colour he don't like Make room for the visitor Stick around for the visitor Stay tuned for the visitor He's coming to town Watch out He's waking all the neighbors By running down the street With his eyebrows painted and His pants down to his knees Screaming stark naked For all the world to see They arrested him for questions He said that he was me Make room for the visitor Stick around for the visitor Stay tuned for the visitor He's coming to town Watch out