Princess Superstar - Bad Babysitter (clean) lyrics

Okay honey Now the name of the restaurant and My cell phone number are on the refrigerator Uh huh Don't be afraid to call if you need anything Now have Josh in bed by 9 Uh huh Ummm 9 30 the latest Sure Now there's soda and chips in the kitchen Dvd player, and i think theres some board games In the closet Oh, but one thing, just be good Okay...... I'm a bad babysitter Got my boyfriend in your shower Woo! I'm making 6 bucks an hour I'm a bad babysitter Got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo! Babysitting s**s But whatever They got junk food, kung fu, egg fu, Dig Dug, a dog too And a hot Jew, Mr. Weintraub I mean he's old but not dimed out If I'm bad I'll turn around in the corner for Time Out Aight Josh what you wanna do? You wanna watch cartoons? HBO got Platoon, hey get back in the room! I a**ume your folks are gonna be out late Go make me Kool Aid I'm a sit on the couch and masturbate Then call my boyfriend Gabe and see if he ate Spit out my Bubbalicious And get to one of them big fridges That could fit 10 midgets Damn they're rich Hey she left me fifty dishes-b**h! Let's try on ya mom's minks Think she'll miss these Chanel links? In high heels you look like Jar Jar Binks Go play under the sink (I want my mommy and daddy!) I want your daddy as well But if you tell, you'll die of sickle cell and God told me You're goin straight to hell Well if you don't like it I can leave and then you'll be alone Believe me That's what the creepy monsters want Plus I'll be taking your TV Put on your jammers and don't wet the bed I got a camera I'll take a picture And show that little girl you like sarah Oh and one more thing There's been several ma** murderers spotted in the area I'm a bad babysitter Got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo! I'm makin 6 bucks an hour I'm a bad babysitter Got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo! I'm makin 6 bucks an hour Let's make Fluffernutters Don't f**in utter another peep I'll take the cookie cutter Make star cookies outta ya skin while you sleep Keep still I gotta check the bathroom cabinet Hey what are these pills? I'll take the Valium Josh You take a bag and the Tagament Stop throwin up I'm not paid enough You clean up the rug Is that Fluff? I told you 6 boxes of unmade Jell-O was too much All right kid You gotta go to bed I know its only 6 But my boy just came over And he wants me to give him head Sit his bare a** on the couch Where you watch Small Wonder Next time you see Vicky The spot'll be sticky Cuz I s**ed his dicky And used your mom's cucumber Don't worry I'll put it back in the Frigidaire Scared? You can have it for supper Nice and crisp in the Tupperware No bedtime story Gabe get off you're so horny! Josh get in bed And Freddie Krueger might let you see your mom in the mornin No p**n And shut the shade Gabe One day you'll know how nice it is to get laid while you gettin paid I'm a bad babysitter Got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo! I'm making 6 bucks an hour I'm a bad babysitter Got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo! I'm making 6 bucks an hour I'm a bad babysitter Got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo! I'm making 6 bucks an hour I'm a bad babysitter Got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo! I'm making 6 bucks an hour...