Hey yo, what up man? How much it cost 2 get in this motherf**er? What the... u people can't come in here What u talkin' about man? This is not the place 4 u sh**, all i wanna do is use your telephone (turn all that f**ing sh** off) (hey, hold on u, u just... hell, u just go now! let go of me!) Why u white motherf**in' peckerwood, u redneck son-of-b**h! (that f**ing n***a - get out!) I'll kick your motherf**in' a**! (hold back!) Here we go If u ain't got no money, u can't taste mine Man, he got 2 be crazy Yo, what's this motherf**er talkin about g? Yo tone, i don't know Cold grab the mic and just wreck some sh**! (come on y'all) {sample repeats in song} U got a black motherf**er in the house on the 1 and 2 Some who don't like the language, i say "yo, f** u!" Cuz this a record and i'm irate And as a matter of fact, let's set the motherf**in' record straight Some of u can't stand the way i bring it And can't stand the way a black motherf**er swings it Check this out g If u never stereotyped it, the stereotype would never be, ho! But 4 now, u got some black motherf**ers in the house (what up, loc?) (oh my god!) Yeah, u got some black motherf**ers in the house (what up, loc?) (oh my god!) Don't u hate it when a jig is in the house? (yep) He ain't been in the club 5 minutes 'fore 6 or 7 cuss words flyin' out his mouth (f** u) Hand all on his erection Makin' rude gestures in your girl's direction Don't u hate it when they get up and dance? U don't watch soul train, u ain't got a chance What the hell they got 2 come here 4? (hell, i don't know cliff) Next time we need a big white sign at the door that says "no black motherf**ers in the house" (yep, that'll do it) Get the hell out of here No black motherf**ers in the house (common ho) (oh my god!) Yeehaw! Best place 4 a coon's in the tree (yep, get a rope) Yeah I don't know charlotte, that big one's kinda cute (black, black) Why he could stir my lemonade any day (black motherf**ers in the house) Ah, here he comes again Now i'm hyped and i'm vexed, streamin' 2 set it off It's time we saw u with the n.p.g., the refs get off I mean we come off, i believe it's cuz of the sh** we tossed I'm thinkin' about the redneck motherf**er who thinks he's the boss Who's the dudes that let loose the vibe? Yo, and labeled me just another chicken-eatin' n***a in the tribe 4 a man with no tribe is a man with no family Dumb motherf**er, understand me? What did u say? billy bob, go get my pistol (mm-hmm) U got some black motherf**ers in the house (what up, loc?) (oh my god!) I'll cut your a** Yeah, u got some black motherf**ers in the house (get up, loc) (oh my god!) {repeat phrase 3 times} Black, black {x3} Black motherf**ers in the house Hey, let go of my arm n***a, what's wrong with u? Uh oh Where u taking me? Shut up Ooh, is that your car? U know it Cliff, u gotta do something Damn, this sh** is boring Why don't u boots do a solo or something? u... Hey boy, u gonna play the piano or just bang on it? (black, black, black motherf**ers in the house) About time, hell (black, black, black motherf**ers in the house) Cliff, that boy on that piano kinda good He's alright, it's that big one i got a problem with Billy bob, get my pistol, sh** And he got a real pretty mouth Now watch Yo, u got the black motherf**ers in the house (what up, loc?) See, that's what i'm talkin about, he... He oughta keep his place (he oughta keep his place) Sho'nuff some black motherf**ers in the house (what up, loc?) Alright, where is he? Floyd, what in the sam hill did happen 2 u? [cut them n***az in a ... ] (i kinda like that part) Ha, ha, ha Can i tell u one thing i do not like? Give a f** what u like! (i'll do him, cliff) I do not... boy, don't u holler at me, i hate that Casey trippin', boy in the house Hey I don't like my... Come here boy I don't like crackers in my soup Don't u know i will cut your a** 3 ways: long, deep and constantly! Come on y'all Stop racism now!