(in sports, the international basketball league was busy last night) (with 7 games on the schedule) {phone rings} (the cavaliers came up with a surprise upset) (beating the bullets 108 to 99) Talk X-tv, turn it on Michael, what's happenin'? (the lakers had no trouble with the rockets winning 124 to 88) U gotta watch this show that's on Watch what? I don't know what it is, it's crazy (the nuggets just got by the nets 114 to 112) What channel is it on? X-tv, turn it on Alright, later Later (the super sonics devastated the jazz 136...) So i'm walkin' down the street and umm.. This muthaf**a comes up 2 me and says (yo man, u oughta let me have 50 dollars man) (can u give?) I said "ain't that a b**h? u oughta get out of my face" (oh) And he tried 2 rob me (muthaf**er, mm) And he was chokin' me, right? Cuz, cuz he didn't have no gun Do u hear that sh**? Lucky 4 me, my homies was comin' 'round the 7-eleven And they seen what was goin' down They grabbed this muthaf**er, right? ("what's up man?") Ripped an eyeball out (ahhh! "f** him up") They beat his a** so bad, change fell out his pocket (u ba*tards, mm) These n***a's are crazies So i said "f** it" I robbed him, ha ha With so much money on me, i figured i oughta hit jannell's house I knocked on her door, right? (mmm, oh) I don't know what she was doin' (oh, ooh) But i couldn't get no answer? She was doin' some wrong sh** "jannell" i shouted, still no answer (mmm, oh, oh) I figured she was on the telephone or somethin' (oh) So i walked around 2 the bathroom window Pushed it up, climbed inside Soon as i got inside, it hit me {gasp} Damn! I don't know what it was but it hit me hard "uh" Jannell's a rican, u know? And them beans and rice is a habit at jannell's house, u know? I grab my mouth, my nose and i just screamed And then i ran But jannell's house is real messy and i hit somethin' and i fell That somethin' was jannell (get off!) I stepped on her bruised booty she got from stage diving And it made her real mad so we went 2 rounds Jannell can bob She kicked my a** Damn! "oh god" So i left and i went 2 glam slam And slammed a few long island's Uh-oh, one 2 many Excuse me brother, better hit this alley Phew! that was close (yo muthaf**er, ain't u the one stole my money?) Oh sh** (yeah, that's u) I gotta run y'all (that's u n***a, come here) (kick your muthaf**in' a**) Ahh, ahh Now what is this crazy muthaf**in' sh**? Ahh, ahh Man, did u see it? Did u hear it man? Yeah man It was so crazy, that sh** man Ha, yeah i know, i couldn't believe it Ah man, but i tell u what man I'm kinda wiped out man So i'm goin' 2 get some rest man Yeah, i hear ya I'll see u tomorrow man Later Been smokin' that headache weed, is ya? Ah, n***a Ha ha ha