Prince Paul - Dimepieces lyrics

Intro: Mista Wells 1-2-3! In the place to be! As it is plain to see, we be the MC's! On the microphone, and I do it swell I go by the name of Mista Wells! Standin' next to me, on the M-I-C Is my main man, Smile-Lee! Standin' next to him, he do what he like He go by the name of Nephew Mike! And last but not least, number one in the crew: He goes by the name of Howard Who! Verse 1 [Wells] I know this chick named Tammy, a real fly shortie She gets real naughty when she sips on a 40 And when she gets tipsy, she acts like a stunt Cause a 40 and a blunt, that's all she really wants [Smile] I know this freak named Bertha, the town cum-slurper I f**ed her in the a** till she screamed bloody murder And if you see Bertha, tell her I'm gonna hurt her Cause she gave me some sh** that my doctor never heard of [Mike] I met this honey named Anna at the Copacabana Sippin' Tropicana in a calm-like manner Just like a hammer, I really tried to slam her Man, oh man, she drained my stamina! [H. Who] I know this dip named Jessica; Bimos used to mess with her It really didn't matter, so I still slept with her It was all good, in that she gave up the kitty-cat And when I was done, I said, "Good lookin' black!" Verse 2 [Smile] I met this chick named Nessa, who favors Uncle Fester I beat the b**h bloody cause she stole from my dresser Bruises, knots, and multi-lacerations I almost k**ed the b**h; my lawyer got me probation [Mike] I met this girl named Kim at the all-natural gym Tryin' to push up was this guy named Tim Who will win, is it me or him? Gave her a grin and I was IN! [H. Who] Check it, I know this dip named Chiniqua, she lives in Masapequa Got a body boomin' like a JBL speaker I tried to get her, my nephew had hit her So instead, I bagged her sister! [Wells] I know this honey named Brenda, she lives Down South Took her in the alley, put my nuts in her mouth And when she got finished, I bent that a** over Pulled up her skirt and proceeded to stroke her! Verse 3 [Mike] I know this shortie named Judy with a really big booty Got howdy-doody in my jacuzzi The shorty got moody and that really didn' suit me So now I'm tutti fruitti with her friend named Susie [Wells] Now there's Christine, the freak of my dreams Who gets real freaky with a can of whipped cream Took her to the crib, I had to do it quick And when I got finished she was jockin' cool dick! [Smile] I met a chick named Irma, no a** firmer When it came to s**in' dicks she was a real fast learner She packed an automatic, she always had static People call her Irma, but I call her Hump-a-matic [H. Who] I know this dip named Tasha, she worked at Red Lobster She wanted to get nice so I bought her some Vodka Gave her a joint, went to Huds Point Then I drove her wild like AJ Floyd [Smile] I know a freak named Lucy, her lips were mad juicy She got sent away because she ate a baby's coochie She was a real hottie, she acted kinda snotty She worked at the mall, but she stole a dead body [Wells] There's this honey named Angie with a fat a**-crack k**ing Me Softly, like Roberta Flack But when I saw her sister, it really didn't matter So I had to step off, cause the booty was FATTER!!