Primus - Professor Nutbutter's House Of Treats lyrics

C'mon kiddies gather round. Who's your foremost friend in town? From main to maple the name resounds, Professor Nutbu*ter. He's the one, the humble one, the Barkley County prodigal son. Here to serve only you, Professor Nutbu*ter. At old Nutbu*ter's house of treats from jellied jams to sacks of sweets, There's creamy and nutatious spreads for all. Chemist, master of entomology the professor for a modest fee Will cure what ails you, garunteed Professor Nutbu*ter. It's alright, don't fear the worm. C'mon kiddies don't be shy be youthful til the day you die. The man the myth, the magic of Professor Nutbu*ter. He's the one the only one the Meeklybville prodigal son. Here to help us with ourselves, Professor Nutbu*ter It's alright to fear the worm.