All right,cla**,pay attention to the subject and follow me 'Cause what I'm teachin' isn't history or geography Not science,art,math,or geometry Something more along the lines of physiology You're never too young to learn about the birds and bees STD's,or s**ually transmitted disease It's rampant in recent times,and your chances Of contractin' one nowadays are extremely high Let me tell you a story of how I didn't practice safe s** Mr.Prime got stupid and failed to use a latex Met a ho,took her home,got her tipsy enough To do stuff that grown-ups do when they're f**ed up She s**ed my dick,licked my balls,that b**h did it all (That's gross,Mr.Prime) Sit in the corner and face the wall Anyway,she screwed me 'till I had fluid spewin' Out of me like Old Faithful and gave her a face full Of s**m (What's s**m?) Someone must've failed To tell you s**m is a cell with a head and a tail Present in every male,but we can't get off track You can ask questions toward the end of cla** Woke up one morning,started freakin' out What the f** is this stuff that's leakin' out Of my penis,I'm burnin',I'm on some five-alarm sh** Feelin' like I require the fire department Went to the doctor,this is what he said "No more bringin' s*uts home to your bed You're sick and it's unfortunate,there's no cure for the sh** That you've got." Damn,I'm gonna find that sorry b**h Who touched me s**ually and infected me She could've let me know she had an STD So be cautious or be like me It's likely,the way people f** ,you just might be