When I met you you were just a bad attitude You dated a model one time she stuck her finger in a light socket About things like that people were always so mean and rude but I always felt like, "oh Veronika, baby, I think I kinda know what you mean" I can't believe I always had such awful taste You were just a rich kid low life in a very big jacket in a very big way The most interesting things about you Was that you smoked Parliaments, the babiest cigarettes I thought I was a cowboy because I Smoked Reds I thought I was a cowboy 'cause I Smoked Reds You thought I was disgusting You thought I was disgusting All the jock frat boys called you a hipster f*g And I think you liked it, I think you loved it I think you loved it I wrote a bunch of songs for you But you never knew and you never deserved them Who ever deserves anything anyway What a stupid concept