Presidents Of The United States Of America - Shreds Of Boa lyrics

I invited salmonella poison They brought their blushin' daughter, stuffed into a tux I invited all the guitar heroes We threw away the guest list, and lost a thousand bucks I called all the local geniuses They wrote the guide for the perplexed and the drunk Wild eyed they came from all directions Stompin' on the dance floor and droppin' all their junk All I've got to show are shreds of boa All I've got to keep is paper-thin All I've got to show are shreds of boa Smashed into the rug and vacuumed out again! We're out again! We're out again! We're out again! Hoo! Check out the stone on Tammy Tuesday She's handin' out a fortune in party favor pearls Here come all those thunderin' beasties Disabling security, and touchin' all the girls Check out all the star-struck ramblers Littering the dance floor with scorpions and Sting Here come all the ruby-studded hap'ners Everybody came and destroyed everything All I've got to show are shreds of boa All I've got to keep is paper-thin All I've got to show are shreds of boa Smashed into the rug and vacuumed out again You left your shreds of boa We s**ed it off your chin You left your shreds of boa Smashed into the rug and vacuumed out again! We're out again! We're out again! We're out again! We're out again!