Poxy Boggards - I Wear No Pants lyrics

I wear no pants! I wear no pants! I wear no, wear no, wear no, wear no, wear no pants! Perhaps you'd like a chance Perhaps you'd like a chance Perhaps you'd like a chance To stop and have a glance, For I wear no pants, I wear no pants! Italian! Non porto pantaloni, non porto pantaloni! Non porto, porto, porto, porto, porto pantaloni! Guardi i miei palloni, Guardi i miei palloni, Guardi i miei palloni, Non vecchi macaroni! Non porto pantaloni! Non porto pantaloni! In German! Ich trage keine Hosen, Ich trage keine Hosen Ich trage, trage, trage keine Hosen! Anschlagen um un Blick Anschlagen um un Blick Anschlagen um un Blick An meine grossen Prick! Ich trage kein Höschen, Ich trage kein Höschen! Back to English! I wear no pants! I wear no pants! I wear no, wear no, wear no, wear no, wear no pants! Mark well upon my lance, Mark well upon my lance, Mark well upon my lance, It bounces whilst I dance! For I wear no pants, I wear no pants!