Poxy Boggards - Me Life Is a Gla** lyrics

Those of good nature with light in their hearts Find goodness in each of life's various parts. They see each blessing as a bountiful bowl. A half gla** of water they see as half-full. But I say these folks need a stick in the eye. Beat them in the head till they break down and cry. Tell me not to be cheery. To you I say this: Me life is a gla** that is half-full of piss. Chorus: Tulloo, tullary, tuh-tibby, tarye. I shan't feel better till the barrel is dry. So fill up me tankard with a good foamy bliss. Me life is a gla** that is half-full of piss. Me wife, she died of a fever one spring. Now I'm alone, 'tis a terrible thing. Theres no one to cook or to drain out me cyst. Me life is a gla** that is half-full of piss. Me wife, she lives, this fact I despise. Each night I pray for her deserved demise. She's a shrew and a magpie that I shall not miss. Me life is a gla** that is half-full of piss. Chorus Me wife insisted I give up strong drink, There is no worse fate for a Boggard, I think. I shall long for my dear ale's soft foamy kiss. Me life is a gla** that is half-full of piss. My best friend, the brewer, died in his home. He was brewing a hogshead when he fell in the foam. We tried to drink it, but he'd fouled up the grist. Me life is a gla** that is half-full of piss. Chorus Now, some of you may say my outlook is bleak, But I tell you pity is just for the weak. I screwed up me courage and I strengthened me fist By gripping quite tight to my half gla** of piss. Tulloo, tullary, tuh-tibby, tarye. I shan't feel better till the barrel is dry. So fill up me tankard with a good foamy bliss. Me life is a gla** that is half-full - Tulloo, tullary, tuh-tibby, tarye. I shan't feel better till the barrel is dry. So fill up me tankard with a good foamy bliss. Me life is a gla** that is half-full - Of piss.