[Verse:] sh**, yo check it out I'm smoking and I'm smoking and I cannot stop Wait, I'm trying not to cough I hold it in until it hits me like Randy Lock Only let pretty girls lick it like a lollipop I say I never quit cause I never will You talk a lot of sh** but you don't got no appeal Green football fields We don't got a Bugatti But everybody's trimming trees like Mr Miyagi Humboldt County California was my birthplace So I was smelling pot way before my first birthday So you can keep your sh**ty weed Man it got the worst taste Sixty bucks for an eight? Get the f*ck up out my face (Get outta here) That's the way they do it in those other states (yeah) What you putting in your pipe We throw that sh** away Don't get mad at me I'm Dank Alumni fool I graduated, dude you still up in high school You still up in high school Get it man? Man you still up in high school High - school What done hit these fools? I'm your coach and your teacher A middle man grim reaper I can up your quality or Get it for you cheaper I'm your best connect The one who's always on deck The camel let him drop Who's hiding giraffe necks Know Cal Humboldt County is the homebase One ton, k**a Mike n***a know the base The type of n***a so real he get low hate The type of d*ck to make a dyke chick go straight Big pimpin' Mary Jane and some stoner b**hes Been having hella game So you better listen Crack jackers meet their d**h fo they ever listen Hide in the space shuttle and I'm on a mission Rhyming on the beat and keeping pals in the street I sound so unique and my weed is on fleek Ain't never come to me So tell your trick I got a treat I'm staying on my toes so I never know defeat Don't get mad at me it's Dank Alumni fool I graduated You still up in high school What? You still up in high school (you in high school) You still up in high school