Poetri - My Poem against Weed lyrics

Now many of you know me and what I'm about Or at least heard, by word of mouth That I don't need any kind of substance to get me high Cause I already fly I'm high on life That's so stereotypical, right? But what many of you don't know is that I don't see nothing wrong with a little weed in your life Crack k**s; marijuana doesn't I won't even mind when I'm at a restaurant with my wife and two kids And we can all get a contact from the users at the table next to us Cause they can smoke in no smoking areas Cause the ban is only for tobacco smokers So that's cool Second-hand tobacco smoke k**s; marijuana second-hand smoke just gets you high, if there's enough of it around Shoot, pretty soon, at the rate California's going, you might even see me walking into a McDonald's one day And the kid who is, let's say is about 15 Could be waiting outside the door And as I approach, he begs for some more He's running low, and is really craving a coke, fries, and McWeed He wants to get a little McHigh before school Cause he's worried about taking his big test, you see And I can understand his situation When I was high age, I, too, was a little uneasy about tests in school Only thing I had to calm my nerves... was my mind But the way the great state of California's going There could be a day where a 15-year-old can find an easier way to unwind And I don't see a dang thing wrong with that Even though, 65% of kids who start smoking weed before the age of 15 are more likely to end up on crack He still has a 45% chance of not doing that Cause crack k**s; a little McWeed doesn't So I buy a little cannabis, cause he's like a son to me And of course, I would buy my son some weed, right? He goes to school and fails that test Frustrated, he gets high again Cause at 15, we all know what's best Nothing's wrong with a little substance Man, when I was 15, I thought I knew everything It wasn't until I was 16 when I realized I was wrong And then I knew everything Until I turned 17, and so on, and so on Well, pretty soon, he fails out of school But that's cool He didn't want to be there anyway Just wants to be a rapper, and smoke weed all day Cause crack k**s; marijuana doesn't Skip to the age of 21 Now he really, REALLY knows everything It's just a way of life Old enough to get marijuana legally Getting high every day just to get by everyday Cause we know that life ain't easy anyway And we need an extra boost, just to cope with the problems Matter of fact, his cousin grows his on his front porch Ain't that ? Now they can marijuana for free Cause Wal-Mart? Wal-Mart only seems to carry Marlboro marijuana And he's not a Marlboro man, you know what I'm sayin'? He only desires the good stuff Not the kind that you get nowadays at the 99 cent store His cousin makes the strong chronic, right on the front porch Did you know that weed is the number one addiction... NUMBER ONE ADDICTION for over half the kids in drug rehab But who said anything about drug rehab? He doesn't have an addiction, you trippin' He just gets depressed sometimes But then, kid gets his smoke on and everything is fine Flying high down the highway Wait, you can't smoke weed while driving That's okay, kids do what they want anyway Man, this stuff being legalized is the best thing since alcohol Crack k**s; marijuana... So our 21-year-old speeds off and less than 5 miles later Runs into a 12-year-old girl on a bike ride home She dies instantly He flips the car over and ends up lying in a hospital bed But yo, yo, he's not dead Crack k**s; marijuana just may impair your driving a little bit The bright side, is we'll have these new organizations popping up like MAP (mothers against pot) Cause those things usually start when someone's daughter dies from consequences There are always consequences But the benefits do outweigh the bad, right? I mean, we can pay off the California deficit And the tobacco industry can get into the pot-selling game and make a k**ing, literally And I think, there has to be some benefits for us, right? I mean, other than the fact that we can get high every day Which is benefit enough if you ask Mr. 21-year-old But surgery is an easy procedure, and doctors expect a full recovery Not for the 12-year-old girl, though Crack k**s; marijuana doesn't necessarily k** you all the time But may harm another person from time to time Back to the operating room The doctor always does a weed break before he operates; it calms his nerves And now that it's legal, and you can smoke weed on the job Why not? Living in California's great Being a doctor is stressful, wouldn't you agree? Raise your hand if you say you want a high doctor operating on me Cause crack k**s; doctors don't The doctor messes up on the surgery by just a little bit, though Now he's walking with a limp that is hardly noticeable Let's just say on the hoop court he's not all-pro Gets a prescription for medical marijuana, but doesn't use it He's moved on to crack and other hallucinogens, cause weed is for 15-year-olds Marijuana is so yesterday This is just one case, right? This will never happen to me Funny how everyone thinks that something will, "never happen to me" When it does, we're like, "What!? I can't believe this happened to me" Next thing we know, we're 58 Living on a respirator and can't hardly breathe Marijuana harms the lungs faster than smoking cigarettes It's all good though, right? We had a fun 58 years on this Earth didn't we? Hey, can you hear me? We had fun, didn't we? Hey... hey! Doctor? Doctor!