Poe - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer lyrics

Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me an' Grandpa, we believe She'd been drinking too much eggnog And we begged her not to go But she forgot her medication And she staggered out the door into the snow When we found her Christmas morning At the scene of the attack She had hoof prints on her forehead And incriminating Claus marks on her back Now we're all so proud of Grandpa He's been taking this so well See him in there watching football Drinking beer and playing cards With cousin Mel It's not Christmas without Grandma All the family's dressed in black And we just can't figure out Should we open up her gifts Or send them back? Grandma got run over by a reindeer Coming home from my house Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me an' Grandpa, we believe As for me an' Grandpa, we believe As for me an' Grandpa, we believe