Pluto Shervington - Your Honour lyrics

Oh lord, anybody see my trial grieves for I Why lord I was badly beaten, found by loved ones Battered by an irate husband Searching for a man that wasn't I. When we reached the court we garn inside, The hand of justice shall preside Over this case the trial shall begin. Your Honour I was inside de closet Minding I and I own business. Your Honour it was a complete stranger Causing these disturbances. Him claims of me touching him wife Which is a wicked and awful lie Me two hands 'em was occupied Me shirt's in me left And me pants in me right Me hand 'em was occupied Me shirt's in me left And me pants in me right Dear Judge, can this court accept my story from me heart? Why Judge,if by chance you don't believe this tale Ask him why she will not fail to agree I was a better man than he. Just in case she refuse to answer,ask de maid Downstairs, Agatha She gonna be glad to testify for me. I tell him, Your Honour, I was inside de closet Mindin' I and I own business Your Honour, it was a complete stranger Causing these disturbances Him claims I'm a touching him wife Which is a wicked an awful lie Me two hand 'em was occupied Me shirt's in me left And me pants in me right Me hand 'em was occupied Me shirt's in me left And me pants in me right Silence silence Dear corporal, As you lock me in this prison pray for I Please corporal, Please don't leave me here to wonder Why de court has made dis blunder Grabbed me for a crime that wasn't fair, Corporal when you goin to send me dinner Send your mother or your sister One more day of this I cannot bear. Hear me now... Your Honour I was inside de closet Minding I and I own business. Your Honour it was a complete stranger Causing these disturbances. Him claims of me touching him wife Which is a wicked and awful lie Me two hands 'em was occupied Me shirt's in me left And me pants in me right Me hand 'em was occupied Me shirt's in me left And me pants in me right