{Intro} Dear Kenneth, your father and I have gone shopping. We won't be long. There's some waffles in the fridge if you want them for breakfast Love, Mom XOXO {Verse} Hello, may I help you? Ah yes, do you have any monkeys? Actually, we do! Thank you very much! {Verse 2} Have a banana They walked into the cage to see the weird looking creature One of those was quite large and fat {Chorus} Monkey in my tree What's he doing there? Monkey in my tree Doеsn't even care Hеy! Monkey in my tree What's he doing there? Monkey in my tree Doesn't even care Hey, hey, hey! {Verse 3} Kind of hairy for 250 dollars I mean, don't I already have a husband? {Verse 4} Have two bananas! Then the {?} happened again He said Right over here honey! {Chorus} Monkey in my tree What's he doing there? Monkey in my tree Doesn't even care Hey! Monkey in my tree What's he doing there? Monkey in my tree Doesn't even care Hey, hey, hey! {Outro} {?} Hey, hey, hey!