I was so wasted I was a hippie I was a burnout I was a dropout I was out of my head I was a surfer I had a skateboard I was so heavy man I lived on the strand I was so wasted I was so f**ed up I was so messed up I was so screwed up I was out of my head I was so jacked up I was so drunk up I was so knocked out I was out of my head I was so wasted I was wasted