Stop me, oh, stop me Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before Stop me, oh, stop me Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before Nothing's changed, I still love you Oh, I still love you only slightly Only slightly less than I used to, my love I was delayed, I was way laid An emergency stop I smelt the last ten seconds of life I crashed down on the crossbar And the pain was enough to make A shy, bald Buddhist reflect And plan a ma** murder Who said I'd lied to her? Who said I'd lied? Because I never, never Who said I'd lied? Because I never I was detained, I was restrained And broke my spleen and broke my knee And then he really laced into me Friday night in outpatients Who said I'd lied to her? Oh, who said I'd lied? Because I never, never Who said, I'd lied? Because I never Oh, so I drank one, it became four And when I fell on the floor, I drank more Stop me, oh, stop me Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before Stop me, oh, stop me Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before Nothing's changed, I still love you Oh, I still love you only slightly Only slightly less than I used to, my love Set me free, why don't ya, baby? Get out my life, why don't ya, baby? 'Cause you don't really love me no more You just keep me hangin' on Set me free why don't ya, baby? Get out my life why don't ya, baby? 'Cause you don't really love me no more You just keep me hangin' on