[Hook] And I always find, yeah, I always find something wrong You been putting up with my sh** just way too long I'm so gifted at finding what I don't like the most So I think it's time for us to have a toast Let's have a toast for the douchebags Let's have a toast for the a**holes Let's have a toast for the scumbags Every one of them that I know Let's have a toast for the jerk-offs That'll never take work off Baby, I got a plan Run away fast as you can [Verse 1] She find pictures in my e-mail I sent this b**h a picture of my dick I don't know what it is with females But I'm not too good with that sh** See, I could have me a good girl And still be addicted to them hoodrats And I just blame everything on you At least you know that's what I'm good at [Hook] [Verse 2] It's a tragedy the power these girls have on me Once they find out I'm not how they imagined me They put their f**ing claws in and start dragging me Through the dirt, like Johnny Cash I'm hurt, this ain't love Actually, this is love, I couldn't say it more casually Every girl I f** is just another casualty So when the tables turn and I get burned How the hell can I complain about a b**h f**ing about with me? It's all a game, [?] it's a real f**ing shame we'll never figure it out But that's the nature of the beast and all its beauty, we can't all be Vincent Ca**els f**ing Monica Belluccis Where others fail, someone else will always prosper Costra nostra, this thing about to fall from the bottom to the top but They still keep playing to the d**h So you best run away if you ain't up to the test, girl [Hook] [Bridge] Run away from me, baby, run away Run away from me, baby, run away Doesn't have to get crazy, why can't she just, run away? Baby, I got a plan, run away fast as you can