Plain White T's - k**er lyrics

If I was a pirate sailing the seas Would you come and pillage the village with me We'll bury the treasure and go down together If I was a pirate If I was an outlaw robbing a bank Would you be my Bonnie, help me get away Would you pull the trigger and blow 'em away If I was an outlaw How bad would I have to be How bad If I was a vampire roaming the night would you be my prey put your neck on the line Live in the shadows and die in the light If I was a vampire If I was a wanted man on the run Would you take the fall if we were under the gun And drop down beside me in the nooses they've hung If I was a wanted man on the run How bad would I have to be How bad If I was the worst man in the world Would you still be my girl The scariest monster you've ever seen Would you still love me If I was a k**er with blood on my hands Would you be my alibi and lie on the stand Swear on your life that I'm an innocent man If I was a k**er How bad would I have to be How bad Oooohh Oooohh