Brute Willis and f** Norris The perfect pair, the total package Clean shaven bodies, no gra** grows on steel Superpowers known as s**appeal They came to fight all villains All the evil in the world Deputy sheriffs but chiefs of our hearts co*ks in the name of love Head ... set out and shaken up Intensive kisses to the asphalt Kung Fu, Karate, Taekwondo The roundhouse-kick is like a rondo I tell you man, don't try to resist You're getting convinced by a taste of their fist You're getting convinced by a taste of their fist No battle with guns, no fights with a knife Only “the weapons of masculinity” Hey guys, the world needs more of your kind Two real heroes against all the spives